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The two doctors stood lost inside an endless yawn of perfect black. Hovering before their eyes, like bait dangling from the end of a fishing line, the white words read:
Print request. Accept?
“Very disturbing.”
Jeb nodded. “Especially the request bit.”
“Indeed.” The professor glanced at him. “Best guess as to what it wants to print?”
“Well, there’s not much in here,” Jeb said, trying to mask his anxiety. “So unless the message wants to print itself...”
“I thought so, too.”
Time hobbled past them. Jeb turned his back to the print request. With nowhere to stand on and no gravity to tether him there, he thought his body should be drifting, floating away. He felt deaf and blind in an odorless, shapeless world, where the professor’s presence stood out in his awareness in much the same way everything else did not.
“I don’t particularly fancy a permanent stay.”
The professor’s words – noise. It helped.
“Agreed,” Jeb said. He felt sweat pooling on his brow. “So we accept?”
“I don’t think we had a choice to begin with.” The two doctors turned to look at each other. The professor raised bushy eyebrows at Jeb, who let out a long breath but nodded jerkily, feeling the hairs on his arms stand on end with anticipation. “So, any last words, lad? Just in case?”
“Damn Feynman and his goddamn doodles?”
“I suppose it’ll do.” He turned back to the hovering message and, very clearly, said, “Yes.”
The words vanished. All too soon they were replaced by a second message, which read:
Panic dropped like lead weight in his stomach. Wide-eyed, he turned right only to see the professor wash away like an afterimage. As a hoarse scream tore out of Jeb’s throat, a low beep sounded in the dark and the universe toppled to the side.
The nothing became shadow and blue and grey lines. His mind reeled with the shift in dimensions, feeling as if someone had fumbled plotting the world’s axis. An unyielding surface pressed against the left side of his body, squashing his cheek and chest. He jerked his legs in an attempt to stand but banged his knee against something hard and flinched back, rolling away to the right.
Gravity introduced him to the hard floor, face-first. Jeb groaned and turned as his eyes adjusted to the light.
The gruff voice cut through the haze. “Pro – professor?”
“Breathe slowly, and try to stay calm,” he said. “Whatever you do, don’t antagonize the alien.”
Every muscle in his body tightened into absolute stillness. As the world took shape, Jeb spotted a short figure madly pounding away at a flat blue surface. Pinpricks of light glittered around its hands like thousands of tiny diamonds.
Before he could do more than stare, the alien gestured at Jeb and fired a short burst of harsh sounds.
“I think it’s trying to communicate,” Jeb whispered to the professor. His eyes searched around the dome-shaped room; the alien blocked the only exit. “What do we do?”
“Tell it to try English.”
The alien’s oval face scrunched up, slanted eyes narrowing back and forth between the two humans. It held up a spindly hand and pounded his machine some more. Then, with an unmistakable air of satisfaction, it stood up and squeaked, “English, is it? That’s the ticket.”
Jeb’s train of thought screeched to a halt; its conductor hopped out of the locomotive and took off into the desert. Somebody spoke. Lights glared down, growing brighter. Jeb opened his mouth but nothing came out. The train conductor turned one last time, waved goodbye from atop a sand dune and vanished.
“Tricky thing, your species,” the alien was saying, glancing uncertainly at a silent Jeb. “So many tongues and dialects! We haven’t had this much difficulty since that one species that tried to eat us.”
The professor looked to the side but found no aid in Jebediah. “I’m…sorry? I’m not sure what to say. ”
“How about introductions all around?” It slammed a hand twice on the crystal wall and round rubber seats rose out of the floor. The professor’s eyebrows climbed into his hairline. “Grab a seat, go on! You can call us Gob. And you are…?”
The professor thought it best to do as he was told. “Frederick Quincy.”
“Good, great! So this must be Jebediah Hunt.” Gob sat and looked expectantly to Jeb, who stared back in utter silence, eyes bugging out. Gob turned back to the professor. “Say, he looks mighty intense there. He’s not going to hit us, is he?”
“No, no. It’s probably just the shock.”
“I see. Should we do something?”
“He’ll bounce back eventually. In the mean time – what the hell is going on?”
A corner of Jeb’s brain blinked awake as the alien’s squeaky voice washed over him. The professor sat on the opposite seat, listening with rapt attention as Gob described the nuances involved in growing sentient life inside an evolutionary simulator.
“So you do it for the money?” the professor was saying.
“Um, yes?” Gob’s long ears drooped and his smile became tentative. “You don’t mind, do you? Your species had evolved capitalistic thought. We thought you wouldn’t mind.”
By then Jeb had taken a seat next to the professor. Gob walked to the opposite side of the room to give them some privacy. A mechanical whirring reached their ears.
“So,” Jeb said.
“I don’t like this.”
“It’s a unique opportunity,” the professor pointed out.
“It’s just – I can’t believe you’re not upset about this! You spent four decades poking at the universe, and for what? Turns out a dude got bored and evolved you in his garage!”
“I’ve been looking for answers, Jeb. Here they are. That is all.”
Gob walked back to them, crooked arms open wide. “I have to say, you’re taking this really well. The last species we grew spent a fortnight debating the possibility of an afterlife.”

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