Etisoppo the Entangler

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One day, a super villain named Etisoppo the Entangler came to FSHA and decided to instigate havoc amongst the freshman and senior classes. Because the freshman and senior hallways were connected when the building was built, a secret force entangled the two hallways. Few knew about this mysterious force, and one day the school decided to separate the two hallways by a classroom, room number 27.5. After the room was put in, all the lockers from room 27.5 to the freshman religion room were known as the freshman lockers, and all the lockers from room 27.5 to the math dungeon were known as the senior lockers.
At the beginning of the year both hallways were neither messy nor clean, just average hallways with a few books and backpacks lying about. But each year as the days, weeks, and months passed, the hallways began a great transformation. As senioritis set in, the senior hallway always grew messier and messier. While the seniors became less tidy, the freshman began to adapt to high school life becoming more and more organized. Because the senior class was threatened with a grade wide detention, they cleaned their hallway, half unwillingly, until it was spotless. Unfortunately, this was the day Etisoppo appeared and decided to turn the freshman and seniors lives upside down. He measured the amount of mess in both the freshman and senior hallways. In the freshman hallway, he found that, for once it was one piece of paper messier than the senior hallway. When he measured this, it made all the trash and messiness from the senior hallway transfer to the freshman hallway, cleaning up the senior hallway so it was spotless. When the freshmen and seniors came out of their first block that day, they immediately panicked looking around at their surroundings.
The freshman couldn’t find their homework or their schedules through all the clutter, and the seniors couldn’t find their homework or anything they had left out before Etisoppo came. For days on end, every time a senior would leave something in the hallway, it would immediately go to the freshman hallway making it messier, and every time a freshman would try to clean up it would clean the senior hallway even more. Everything was chaotic. The two grades couldn’t handle it and neither could the staff. The teachers were giving out so many detentions to the freshman for their messy hallway that they ran out of detention slips. As the weeks went by, the super villain Etisoppo grew more and more satisfied with the confusion he had caused. After a month of his tampering with the freshman and senior hallways, the school decided to pick the smartest senior, freshman, and teacher, and bring them together to try and solve the dilemma. The three worked together trying to think of every possible way to solve the crisis.
After what seemed like days passed, they came to a conclusion. The selected senior figured out that the two hallways were entangled due to the original construction of the school building. Based on this, the teacher decided that whatever was causing the craziness had to have used physics to mess everything up. They called Mr. Buxman in and explained to him what happened. After listening to the story, Mr. Buxman concluded he needed to create a machine to re-entangle the two hallways and keep them entangled so nothing could untangle them again.
Weeks passed and the machine was finally complete. The day came when Mr. Buxman would use the machine, and the whole school crowded around waiting for him to flip the switch. Along with the entire school, Etisoppo was watching close by with a mischievous look on his face. As Mr. Buxman clicked the switch, a bright light shone though out the two hallways and everyone gasped with amazement. Lights shot in every direction and the machine started to smoke. Etisoppo grinned at what he thought was his sly trick but what he didn’t know was that Mr. Buxman already knew about the super villain, and had seen him tampering with his machine the day before. All of a sudden the hallways went black and a faint cry was heard as Etisoppo was sucked in to room 27.5. Mr. Buxman had used the super villain as a catalyst to re-entangle the two hallways. Because Etisoppo was the one to untangle them, Mr. Buxman concluded that he would be the one to change it back. As the hallways slowly lit back up again, and the students reentered the building, they found that the room that had once been 27.5 was gone, and in its place was an extra locker with the number 275 that was locked. The locker would remain locked forever after that day. Some students say they can still hear the buzz of entanglement when it’s quiet enough, but others swear it’s just a silly story from long ago.

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