Quantum Lottery

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Dr. Alberta Rosenbridge was, and always had been, a very smart cookie. Like many smart cookies, she could occasionally be a little crazy, but no one paid her occasional kookiness much mind.
Although, she pondered while grading the last of her students' exams, it was supremely unlikely that her latest eccentricity would go unnoticed for much longer.
“Dr. Rosenbridge,” began Paul, “If you have a moment...” Paul faltered after seeing her.
“Do you like it?” she grinned, gesturing to the device around her neck. “I calculate ten-to-the-three-hundred to one odds that it will kill me upon detecting a single particle of radiation.”
Rosenbridge grinned even more widely at the flustered sputtering this effected from Paul.
“This is where this month's lab budget went? A suicide device that doesn't work?”
“On the contrary, a quantum suicide device, which works perfectly well.” Her grin became positively Cheshire.
“Are you mad?!” She could hear the strain in Paul's voice. “Is there not enough radiation to trigger it?”
“On the contrary,” she paused to relish the collision this caused between Paul's hand and Paul's forehead, “I've placed a small piece of cesium in its detector.”
“You haven't, or you'd be dead.”
She smiled knowingly and removed the device from her neck carefully. As soon as the device came away from her neck, it began to tick rapidly, and with each tick, extended a series of sharp blades into the space where her neck had been.
“Each one is also tipped with a cocktail of cyanide and neurotoxins,” she said in response to the look of shock on Paul's face. As she replaced it around her neck, despite Paul's exclamation of horror, she was satisfied to find the ticking stopped and the blades withdrew.
After turning her attention back to the exam in front of her, she heard Paul sit down on the floor with a thump. It was a full thirty seconds before any sound came out of Paul, enough to finish grading the exam and begin packing up.
“Building something like that is a bit far to go for a joke, Professor.”
“No joke. I've been wearing it every day this week with increasingly larger radiation sources.”
“Then how-!”
Rosenbridge held up a finger to interrupt. “I'll explain. You are familiar with the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, yes?”
“Yes. Every time an event has two possible random outcomes, it is as if there are two universes, one in which the first outcome occurs, and one in which the second occurs.”
“Precisely. Now there are two possible universes here. In the first, the cesium randomly emits a particle, which the detector detects, and I die. In the second, the cesium does not emit a particle, and I live. But I can't observe the first universe, because I would be dead. From my perspective, I will always live in a universe where the cesium emitted no radiation.”
“That can't possibly work!”
            Rosenbridge simply grinned and repeated the exercise of removing and replacing the device around her neck. This time, she observed, Paul simply looked thoughtful.
“Professor, if what you're saying is true, then you've spawned millions of universes where I've watched you kill yourself in front of me.”
Rosenbridge frowned as she finished packing up. “Bully for you. Anyway, I'm confident enough now to use this to win the lottery. I've programmed another quantum suicide device to kill me unless it receives the exact numbers on my ticket when they are broadcast online.”
She stepped out the door and heard Paul's hesitant footsteps behind her.
“This is wrong, Dr. Rosenbridge, you can't have considered everything.”
But she paid no heed and stepped out the door.
 
The next day, she wore her device, and just as she predicted, she saw the exact numbers on her ticket announced to the public. The jackpot was hers. She resigned from professorship and simply followed her desire to tinker and invent. This lasted almost two full weeks before she became bored. After all, having found a way to con the universe into giving her whatever she wanted, why settle for anything less than everything?
And thus she found herself ready to jump out of an airplane with a sabotaged parachute, and a high-explosive vest under her jacket. She figured the only way she would survive this is by either spontaneously becoming invulnerable or developing the ability to fly. The details of how didn't matter, she knew anything needed for her to survive would automatically happen.
 
Alberta Rosenbridge woke to a steady beeping noise. “I did it!” she thought. “I'm still alive!” Then she noticed that there was someone saying something beside her. She tried to open her eyes to see who it was, but found she could not.
“They're going to take you off life support now. They say given the damage to your spine and brain, it's impossible for you to come out of that coma.”
“Paul! No no! I succeeded! I'm still alive!” she tried to say, but found she could not.
She heard someone else walk in beside her, briefly talk to Paul, and then press something beside her with a click. Then a pause. Then another click.
“Is something wrong?” she heard Paul ask.
“The machine won't turn off.”
“Have you tried simply unplugging it?” she heard Paul suggest.
“The plug is fused to the socket!”
Slowly, with a grim horror, Alberta Rosenbridge understood what was happening to her.
They tried for hours, then days, to turn off the machine, and each time she would hear something fantastically unlikely keep it on, from euthanasia protesters to bolts of lightning from the clear blue sky. After a week, she heard curious scientists come in around her to examine the phenomenon. After a few months, she simply became a tourist attraction and she began to lose track of the days. Her last sane thought was a year later: “If this happens to everyone, the multiverse must be full of corpses gone mad.”

About the Author: 
Amos Axiom is a man who studied physics for his undergraduate degree, and for some inexplicable reason thinks this qualifies him to comment on the metaphysical implications of quantum theory. He hopes you enjoy this work, as it is his first public one, and apologizes for speaking in third person.

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