Schrodinger’s auto Accident

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His girlfriend calls, she wants to break up.  Schrodinger panics!  ‘Let me come by and lets talk about this’ he tells her.  Has she found out about the others?  He just needs to find out what the problem is.  But she’s not sure she wants to let him come by.  ‘Erwin, I just don’t know, I really think I need to move on’.  He thinks that’s not so bad, he can fix this. So he presses and she finally agrees.
He jumps in his car and speeds out of the driveway.  He mind is so distracted as he tries to figure out what to tell her.  What if she brings up the marriage question again?  Ahha! – she’s upset from my comment about her mother! He thinks ‘I’ll just apologize’.   
Schrodinger is driving too fast to make it through a green light before it turns to yellow.  He doesn't know about the car coming from his left that is about to run it's red light.  Some photons are getting into his eye from the left side of his face, but not enough to trigger his visual cortex to 'fire' a danger signal to the rest of his brain. If his brain does not register the car speeding towards him, then he will be hit in the driver’s door and killed.

As luck would have it, all Schrodinger needs is one more photon to activate the 'firing' potential that is building up.  If he detects it, his brain will experience a massive change of state and cause him to avoid being hit.  

But there's a problem, when this last critical photon hits his eye lens it both transmits through the eye lens and it bounces off.  The photon is in a superposition of two states at the same time, a bizarre aspect of quantum mechanics.  Schrodinger's retina has both detected the photon and not detected the photon.  Therefor Schrodinger's visual cortex has both 'fired' and not 'fired'.  Therefor Schrodinger has realized the danger avoided it and survived, and he has not realized the danger and has been killed.

Schrodinger is both dead and alive in a superposition with the photon entering his eye.  But It’s important to him that he survives this so can fix things with his girlfriend.  If this was a proper scientific experiment all that would be needed is an observer to resolve the paradox of this photon that can’t seem to decide where it is.  Is it on his retina or has it bounced off his eye lens?  Wait a minute – Schrodinger is a conscience observer – he can observe this photon himself!  His ‘Metamind’ makes the decision – this photon has transmitted through his eye lens to his retina. His brain ‘sees’ the other driver, and he stops the car. He Lives!  He drives on to his girlfriend’s house and convincers her not to break up!  As he drives off his cell phone rings. No! How did his Wife found out where he was?    

About the Author: 
I research natural language and speech recognition, and other software based endeavors. I study many aspects of science as a hobby. I think to think a lot about the wierd implications of Quantum Mechanics.

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