A Bad Day

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James Smoke trod through the sludge-plastered street. He dragged his feet through Ferguson Avenue as everyone but him took refuge under an umbrella. As the raindrops plummeted down like shells out of a machine-gun, James hurriedly climbed into his car, still soaking wet from the stormy ordeal. “At least I’ll be home in time for a hot bath,” he thought to himself, shivering not just from the cold, but from the heavenly thought of sitting in a toasty, warm hot-tub. “Start! Start!” The key forcibly turned a few more times but to no avail, and the engine was giving off an otherworldly hum. James slammed his head into the steering wheel, repelled by the thought of stepping out again into the path of a million watery arrows. Could this day get any worse?
“Lieutenant! Lieutenant!” Lieutenant Jhames Richard Smoke awoke to the sound of a private yelling and plasma projectiles hammering against their last barricade. An abrupt hit in the face by a stray steering wheel in the air had given him a concussion. Ever since the alien scum stormed South America and enslaved its people, the Lieutenant and a handful of others had sworn to stop at nothing short of blowing the outsiders to oblivion. “How many we got left?” “Less than twenty! They’ve got Mike imprisoned on the mothership!” The Lieutenant’s scar covered face furrowed into a grimace. The cock of a rifle, followed by a thousand lead rounds jolting through the air with sparks of fire sizzling. Even the wretched alien didn’t see it coming. Its shimmering blue armor gave way, and splotches of neon-green blood fell on the street. The wrinkly behemoth crumbled down with a mighty boom. “Today we make our last stand! Let the generations remember, let your grandkids be proud, of the last stand at Ferguson Highway!” Lead rounds and glowing plasmoids blew through brick and steel. With a shout what was left of the resistance rushed head-first, guns blazing into the aliens’ stronghold. The first wave groaned and fell, but every single one of the men knew they would not make it past this day. A smile formed across Lieutenant Jhames’ face as the first of a volley of plasmoids splattered onto his chest, slowly eating it away. This was the way to go.
James finally got the car to go. His jacket and tie were now so wet he wondered if he still needed to wash them. He glanced at his watch. Shoot! Not only was he going to miss the game, his wife was also going to nag at him again. He looked ahead, and didn’t like what he saw. He hit the steering wheel once more and cursed at the winding traffic jam that had made its way to him. Cars flashed their lights and honks filled the air. Not a car could move an inch. As James slunk back into his chair wondering how the day turned out so badly, a jerk much more violent than usual threw his head forward. The “thump” from behind did not help ease James’ dreadful thoughts either. No! This car was only a year old! Way too early for an accident! “Look, man, it’s kinda your fault for not moving.” The man from the car behind him got out and said. A thousand words came to James’ mind to which he showed much restraint by not spewing out. But deep inside he hollered out loud, “How could this possibly get any worse?!”
Young Jamie Smoke crouched as low as he could to avoid detection. His mother clutched his little sister as they huddled close underneath the vents. The Enforcers tried to detect every sound, down to the very heartbeat, as a thousand computer programs ran through their steel-plated skulls. The V-shaped slit that was their eyes glowed bright-red to trace the slightest disturbance. The genius of Romio Ferguson made these sleek, powerful man-hunters possible. Unfortunately, this genius also made him nothing less than an absolute monarch, who had crazed ideas of him being a god, and his citizens mere specks of dust that did not deserve anything. As the Enforcers whizzed away, having detected nothing, the trio heaved a sigh of relief. It didn’t change anything though. They were still dressed in rags salvaged from the dump, their home was still nothing more than a shambled zinc slum, and their food supply was still running out. Jamie read from the stories of the past that in the future, poverty and suffering would cease to be, and Man would make it past the moon. Ferguson did manage to imprison the nation’s “traitors”, anyone who questioned his way of ruling, to a facility on Mars, but Jamie, though still a teenager knew that conditions were definitely worse than 20 years ago. Silently, he got back to digging for every precious morsel of food and hoping to live another day.
James finally reached his apartment building. He had just spent an hour in the jam and another driving home and now the game was over and his wife was twice as angry. The rain had stopped though. That made one good thing. “Hey you! Your money or your life!” James was shocked at the sight of a disheveled scraggly man staring wide-eyed at him and the knife that was at his throat. “Your money or your life!” he mumbled again, moving the blade closer. “Take it! Just go!” The man took off with the wallet faster than James could recover from the fright. And now he was two-hundred dollars poorer and had three credit cards in danger of being squandered. Curses! The hobo had his keys as well. James threw his suitcase on the ground and shouted out loud the curses he had on his mind since his car broke down. “In what universe! In what realm! Could this possibly be any worse?!”

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Quantum Theories

S is for ... Schrödinger’s Cat

A hypothetical experiment in which a cat kept in a closed box can be alive and dead at the same time – as long as nobody lifts the lid to take a look.

S is for ... Superposition

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C is for ... Computing

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E is for ... Entanglement

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T is for ... Tunnelling

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M is for ... Multiverse

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I is for ... Interferometer

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A is for ... Act of observation

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Q is for ... Qubit

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K is for ... Kaon

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R is for ... Radioactivity

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L is for ... Light

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U is for ... Universe

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Z is for ... Zero-point energy

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G is for ... Gluon

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I is for ... Information

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B is for ... Bell's Theorem

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W is for ... Wave-particle duality

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G is for ... Gravity

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H is for ... Hidden Variables

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J is for ... Josephson Junction

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U is for ... Uncertainty Principle

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T is for ... Teleportation

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F is for ... Free Will

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C is for ... Cryptography

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R is for ... Reality

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S is for ... Schrödinger Equation

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D is for ... Dice

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R is for ... Randomness

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X is for ... X-ray

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P is for ... Probability

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O is for ... Objective reality

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