The Consequence of Unlikely Things

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Martín and I were inseparable as kids. We acted like we’d make it big and leave the barrio. He always said he’d become famous, that they’d make a statue of him one day. Then he picked up and left. 
It hit me bad, to lose somebody who was like a brother, but I realized I had to change my act if I was to get anywhere. So I made an effort, got new friends, discovered an aptitude for mathematics, and came out with a PhD. I took a job far away from home, and seldom through of Martín.
Now he’s at my door, looking as surprised to see me as I am to see him.

After the shock wears off, we talk. I sense he’s reviewing the actions that brought him here and wondering whether he should stay at all.
“So you work with nuclear reactors now?” he says after learning I’m a physicist.
“Not exactly. Quantum physics. Quantum tunnelling, to be precise.” 
I explain the basics: at small scales everything exists as fuzzy clouds of probability, giving matter leeway to occasionally act in ways contrary to classical physics. I use the examples of atoms possessing a small possibility to ‘tunnel’ through solid barriers, or of marbles rolling uphill.
“Nothing esoteric. Radiation and electronics utilize such principles.”
He’s deep in thought for a moment.
“So…you work on figuring out how likely things are?”
“Something like that.”
 I sense something giving way, of barriers being broken.
 “I need your help.”
Here it comes, I think to myself. Get your chequebook.
Instead, he pulls off his oversized hoodie.

The best way I can describe them is as bluish-grey splotches, warm to the touch, covering his entire body. And his body hair? Stiff, like steel bristles. I snip some off and analyse them under a microscope.
Around the base, I recognize the regular crystalline structure of iron. Higher up, where metal meets follicle, the keratin is giving way, becoming iron.
I lean back baffled.
Martín’s transmuting before my eyes.
“What the hell’s happened to you?”

It’s the typical story of a hustler’s life: years of violence, poverty, and aimless schemes.
Then, just recently, unlikely acts begin happening. Small things, at first: nights of driving through unbroken green lights, or cartons of double-yolk eggs. “Not exactly luck. Just the unbelievable,” as he puts it. Matters escalate, including the appearance of the rash. For whatever reason – he refuses to elucidate – he decides to head back east.
At some point, passing through a random city, his car battery dies and he goes looking for a boost.

“And here I am.”
It’s a bit hard to take in. My city? The probabilities of ending up outside my door, even with the correct neighbourhood, are slim.
“Martín, these things don’t happen….” my voice trails off. A lot that shouldn’t happen has happened today.
I could check the car, but I know he’s telling the truth.
I’ve had enough surprises for one night. “Okay. Let’s figure this out.”
All I need is a deck of cards and a calculator.

I have him pick four cards from a randomly shuffled deck, keeping track of the combinations. My logic goes something like this: Go to a parking lot. Note the cars. What were the chances of that exact sequence? Extremely low – yet they happened. By itself, it proves nothing: the singular occurrence of the unlikely can’t prove a thing. But patterns themselves, by their very nature, cannot be random. So picking four identical cards from a deck is possible but improbable: the odds are one in two hundred and fifty thousand. Getting them again and again? Mathematically impossible, assuming randomness. But that’s just what he’s doing. The man’s become a magnet for the astronomically improbable.
I’m a scientist and must assume the rational explanation. The man’s turning into a bar of iron, for Christ’s sake, so how does this relate to double yolks and a terrific edge at poker?
That’s when a most unlikely idea pops into my head.

The iron star theory goes like this:
Picture the periodic table as a tilted seesaw wishing to be balanced. Heavy elements, large and unstable, break apart by radioactive decay into slightly lighter constituents, themselves unstable. Lighter elements find greater stability by fusion, working their way up. Both fission and fusion, carried out by the probabilistic nature of quantum tunnelling which says that, given enough samples and/or will inevitably progress until both ends converge in the middle, the most stable end-point: the twenty-sixth element. Iron.
The proposed timescale needed for this ferrification of the cosmos is orders of magnitude larger than the current age of the universe. Stated another way, the chances of such a thing occurring now is very, very low.
But who better to beat the odds than Martín?
Martín is quantum tunnelling. That's a form of how, but I can't answer the why. Maybe he was just the unlikeliest man, that one astronomical outlier.
I do what I can and advise him to drive towards parts uninhabited. He’s burning up now, a result of the radioactive alchemy coursing through him, hardening his veins and stiffened his joints. To stay here would be to irradiate everyone.
For somebody close to the end, he’s assuredly calm.
“Why do the things that happen to us happen to us at all?” Those are his last words, and with that he drives off.
Every day, I scan the local papers, knowing that eventually somebody will find him. Maybe he’ll still be in his car, or huddled knees-to-chest in some forest like those Incan mummies. Perhaps then I’ll break my silence and come forward, though I doubt anyone will believe my story.
I think about Martín a lot more now. He always said he’d be famous, that they’d make a statue of him. But to become a statue? I won’t bother trying to calculate the odds of that one.

About the Author: 
Hailing from Montreal, Milos has always held a deep respect and awe for the universe, and for science in general. He's a journalist and writer and does one mean Velociraptor impression.

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