Fields That Dream

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  The problem with Jones is that he had no intuition. Finding his way around corners was not in his strength. Give him a task that he could plow straight through and that was fine. He could hold a direction but he was strictly one dimensional. Shipley, on the other hand, could get out of a maze blindfolded. Two dimensions, no problem. Getting up a flight of stairs; now that was horse of a different color. Shipley did not like altitude at all. Keep it at zero. No positives or negatives in his life. Especially in the z coordinate. And neither of them could be on time. I don’t think they knew the definition. The one exception was for baseball games. Both of them loved to play and they managed to make every game.
          Dimensional baseball was not for everyone. You either could grasp it intuitively or not. Tonight’s game between the 2D’s and the 3D’s was stacking up to be one of the best of the season. It might even go into extra dimensions. Last week’s game between the two Linear teams was interesting but somehow lacked intensity. It would still be going if it hadn’t of been for a timeout. X Linear was still up in the bottom of the first when minus X’s manager had had enough. It was the first all hitter in history. The league was in its early stages you can imagine. They might be tweaking some of the team’s schedules.
            George Wells was in the lineup tonight. He could play any position and was even a switch hitter. He was even known to pitch from time to time and tonight was one of those instances. Was there any aspect of baseball he was poor at? Base running involved speed changes. He was fast enough but judging the right speed at which to hit the next base was difficult for him. Base coaches can help but they can't run for you. Dave Filby could have been on the mound tonight if needed. His brother James had pitched last night and won. The Filby’s were good. But it wasn’t either of their days in the rotation. Neither had lost this season mainly due to the variety of pitched they could throw. Straightball, slide r, sin wave; they had all the normal of pitch arsenal at their beck and call. Both were fully three dimensional. Never-the-less the coach called upon George to pitch. His only pitching fault was, you guessed it, speed variability. Every pitch was the same speed. He could throw similar pitches to the Filby’s but was missing their velocity changes. He lacked a certain dimension.
            Jones was leadoff tonight. George was in charge during the entire at bat until he threw that flat sine wave. Jones drilled a single right down first base line. That’s a laugh. Where else would he hit it? The trouble began when the next batter got a hit. Shipley nailed a straightball right back up the middle but Jones being Jones missed the base coach’s 45 degree left call and took off straight down the line into right field. Could that man not think without direction? Thankfully he heard the coach’s 180 degree call before he hit the wall. He was out and the 2D’s only had one runner on base. The next batter dropped down a relatively good quantum hit and Shipley hustled around to third. George wanted to keep his record intact too so he called the catcher out to the mound. “Should I use a different pitch?” he asked. The catcher looked at him and said, “Good idea. No one has seen a slide r for years!” It worked and they eventually won the game and the trophy.
            The next year all the teams were moved up to the Gauge league. New teams formed. The Photons, W, W-, and Z Bosons and Gluons all took the field the next spring but for some reason no one on the teams were able to hit home runs. Something kept pulling all the balls back into the field. What was keeping them all in play? One day a new player stepped to the plate. They had heard he was around but no one, up to now, knew how to sign him. Apparently he was about to make his presence known. The opposing coach thought he’d better bring in his best reliever. After a few practice pitches he was ready. His first pitch was going to be the best curve ever. Then the batter pointed to a specific vector. When the pitcher released the ball it began to spin. At the plate there was a super collision and the ball scaled the fence. Although it headed off in the direction predicted, as far as we are aware of, it has not been found yet. The hit became so famous that they named a new field for the batter although they still needed to keep looking for proof that it really took place.

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