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“At long last,” thought Dr. Hall, “We will finally quantize gravity.  By synthesizing the graviton.”  After years of research and experimentation by a group of physicists led by Dr. Hall at the LHC, they had finally discovered how to synthesize and prove the graviton’s existence. 
They discovered that gravitons are much like the Higgs Boson and in fact exist together in a ‘gravitational soup’ that creates the gravitational field.  So following the same process as for the Higgs Boson, they were going to smash particles together near light speed to try and dislodge a graviton from its ‘gravitational soup’ and quantize all of the forces. 
“Dr. Hall we are ready to begin the experiment,” announced Jonathon.  Dr. Hall did a small prayer under his breath and said, “Begin the particle collision.” 
Jonathon typed a short command into the collider’s main computer, and after a moment of silence amongst the group pressed enter.  At that moment millions of unobservable particles began to collide in the center of the LHC.
After a few minutes without a sign of the graviton, the group’s spirits had sunk and were about to give up on the particle. 
“Jonathon I think it’s time we power down,” said a grim Dr. Hall.  “It’s too early to tell Dr. Hall.  We just need to be patient, it’s going to work, it has to work,” said a desperate Jonathon. 
“Jonathon I said power it down!  It’s over, we were wrong!  Just give up!” screamed Dr. Hall. 
Beep. . . Beep . . . Beep.  The collider’s scanner picked up on something, the graviton.  Dr. Hall and the rest of the group were afraid to move, afraid that if they did, this moment would be over.  “Okay before any one moves, Jonathon check the readings,” said Dr. Hall.  Jonathon then walked over and scanned the results over twice. 
After reading over the results a wide grin spread across Jonathon’s face and he began to laugh and cry all at the same time.  “We did it!  We did it!” shouted Jonathon, “The graviton, we found it!  We found it!”
The whole room filled with applause and oblation.  Men began to fall to their knees and praise the Lord while others shook hands and embraced those around them. 
Dr. Hall stood before the group and gave a short speech, “Colleagues congratulations on behalf of me and the rest of the scientific community.  We have done what others have been trying for but failed to do.”
The room filled with cheers and applause. 
“But before we can confirm the graviton, we need to synthesize it one more time,” said Dr. Hall.  A disappointed sigh came from the group as they reluctantly returned to their positions. 
“Jonathon start the collider,” said a confident Dr. Hall.  Jonathon once again said a silent prayer and started the experiment. 
The group waited in anxious silence as the collider smashed particles together at high speeds, in an attempt to synthesize the graviton. 
Beep . . . Beep . . . Beep . . .
  A second wave of cheers filled the room as the graviton was synthesized once again. 
“Men we did it, we found the graviton.” cheered Dr. Hall, “Jonathon turn off the colli-.”
Beep. . Beep. . Beep. .
The collider’s sensor started again only faster and more sporadic.  “Jonathon what’s going on?” asked Dr. Hall. 
“I don’t know, sir the collider is picking up on something very dense, denser than we originally planned on the graviton being,” said Jonathon.  The collider continued its sporadic sirens and red warning lights had begun to flare in the lab. 
“Jonathon turn the collider off now!” screamed Dr. Hall. 
“Sir I did turn it off, but the collider is still picking up on the particle.” replied Jonathon, “Wait a minute, sir something, something is happening.  The particle is getting bigger.” 
The particle was getting denser and increasing in size.  The walls of the collider were being ripped away and sucked into the growing mass. 
“Dear God, the graviton has become so dense it is exerting a gravitational force equal to that of a black hole,” said Dr. Hall
“Sir what are we going to do?” asked a frightened Jonathon. 
The glass separating the lab from the collider’s chamber was beginning to shatter and were being sucked into the graviton. 
“Dr. Hall, what do we do?” asked the group of scientist in the lab. 
“I, I don’t know,” screamed Dr. Hall.  Dr. Hall furiously thought through how to get out of this situation, but no one had ever anticipated this. 
“Run.” whispered Dr. Hall, “Run, we need to get away from the gravitational field!”
The group took a moment to process Dr. Hall’s simple plan, and then, they ran.  Scientists began to burst from their seats and run for the LHC’s exits.  But it was too late.  The glass finally gave way to the pull of the void, and shattered. 
Desks and some of the slower scientists were pulled into the graviton and lost forever.  “Grab onto anything bolted down,” screamed Dr. Hall.  The scientists held onto anything nearby.  But only Dr. Hall, Jonathon and a few other scientists were left. 
“Dr. Hall what do we do now?” cried Jonathon. 
“We need to wait out the particle it can’t stay stable for long.  It should eventually decay and the black hole will go with it,” replied Dr. Hall.  The group held on for dear life for what seemed like hours. 
“Sir, it looks like the graviton is waning, I can feel the gravitational field weakening,” said Jonathon.  The graviton had just started to go in and out of existence, and the scientists were able to loosen their grips.  And eventually, the graviton completely disappeared and the scientists were finally safe. 
An exasperated Dr. Hall stood before the frightened group, “Men I’m so sorry.  We must have miscalculated somewhere.”
“What do we do now,” said Jonathon. 
Dr. Hall looked over the crowd, “We rebuild and start again.” 

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Quantum Theories

O is for ... Objective reality

Niels Bohr, one of the founding fathers of quantum physics, said there is no such thing as objective reality. All we can talk about, he said, is the results of measurements we make.

R is for ... Reality

Since the predictions of quantum theory have been right in every experiment ever done, many researchers think it is the best guide we have to the nature of reality. Unfortunately, that still leaves room for plenty of ideas about what reality really is!

T is for ... Tunnelling

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Y is for ... Young's Double Slit Experiment

In 1801, Thomas Young proved light was a wave, and overthrew Newton’s idea that light was a “corpuscle”.

K is for ... Kaon

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T is for ... Teleportation

Quantum tricks allow a particle to be transported from one location to another without passing through the intervening space – or that’s how it appears. The reality is that the process is more like faxing, where the information held by one particle is written onto a distant particle.

Z is for ... Zero-point energy

Even at absolute zero, the lowest temperature possible, nothing has zero energy. In these conditions, particles and fields are in their lowest energy state, with an energy proportional to Planck’s constant.

X is for ... X-ray

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U is for ... Uncertainty Principle

One of the most famous ideas in science, this declares that it is impossible to know all the physical attributes of a quantum particle or system simultaneously.

A is for ... Atom

This is the basic building block of matter that creates the world of chemical elements – although it is made up of more fundamental particles.

H is for ... Hawking Radiation

In 1975, Stephen Hawking showed that the principles of quantum mechanics would mean that a black hole emits a slow stream of particles and would eventually evaporate.

B is for ... Bell's Theorem

In 1964, John Bell came up with a way of testing whether quantum theory was a true reflection of reality. In 1982, the results came in – and the world has never been the same since!

Q is for ... Quantum biology

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V is for ... Virtual particles

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M is for ... Multiverse

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D is for ... Decoherence

Unless it is carefully isolated, a quantum system will “leak” information into its surroundings. This can destroy delicate states such as superposition and entanglement.

S is for ... Schrödinger’s Cat

A hypothetical experiment in which a cat kept in a closed box can be alive and dead at the same time – as long as nobody lifts the lid to take a look.

C is for ... Cryptography

People have been hiding information in messages for millennia, but the quantum world provides a whole new way to do it.

R is for ... Randomness

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S is for ... Schrödinger Equation

This is the central equation of quantum theory, and describes how any quantum system will behave, and how its observable qualities are likely to manifest in an experiment.

F is for ... Free Will

Ideas at the heart of quantum theory, to do with randomness and the character of the molecules that make up the physical matter of our brains, lead some researchers to suggest humans can’t have free will.

C is for ... Computing

The rules of the quantum world mean that we can process information much faster than is possible using the computers we use now.

Q is for ... Qubit

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A is for ... Act of observation

Some people believe this changes everything in the quantum world, even bringing things into existence.

R is for ... Radioactivity

The atoms of a radioactive substance break apart, emitting particles. It is impossible to predict when the next particle will be emitted as it happens at random. All we can do is give the probability that any particular atom will have decayed by a given time.

D is for ... Dice

Albert Einstein decided quantum theory couldn’t be right because its reliance on probability means everything is a result of chance. “God doesn’t play dice with the world,” he said.

U is for ... Universe

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G is for ... Gluon

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L is for ... Large Hadron Collider (LHC)

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B is for ... Bose-Einstein Condensate (BEC)

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J is for ... Josephson Junction

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I is for ... Interferometer

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H is for ... Hidden Variables

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W is for ... Wave-particle duality

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L is for ... Light

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N is for ... Nonlocality

When two quantum particles are entangled, it can also be said they are “nonlocal”: their physical proximity does not affect the way their quantum states are linked.

E is for ... Entanglement

When two quantum objects interact, the information they contain becomes shared. This can result in a kind of link between them, where an action performed on one will affect the outcome of an action performed on the other. This “entanglement” applies even if the two particles are half a universe apart.

P is for ... Probability

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G is for ... Gravity

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S is for ... Superposition

Quantum objects can exist in two or more states at once: an electron in superposition, for example, can simultaneously move clockwise and anticlockwise around a ring-shaped conductor.

W is for ... Wavefunction

The mathematics of quantum theory associates each quantum object with a wavefunction that appears in the Schrödinger equation and gives the probability of finding it in any given state.

M is for ... Many Worlds Theory

Some researchers think the best way to explain the strange characteristics of the quantum world is to allow that each quantum event creates a new universe.

A is for ... Alice and Bob

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P is for ... Planck's Constant

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I is for ... Information

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