The Quitter

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We all heard the creature’s howl before we saw it, a terrible cry of confusion and pain.  And anger.

It was mid-afternoon, but the artillery had been firing since dawn, so visibility across no-man’s-land was down to fifty yards.  The screaming howl started just after we ate our midday meal (bread with the mold scraped off if you were fussy, left on if you were hungry - and we were all hungry), and by the point that we saw the beast we had heard it for at least two hours, so our nerves were a bit on edge.

Plus, we all knew what the prolonged artillery strike foretold.

The Meat had been at the trench’s periscope all day, studying the swirling dust.  He had already called out two false positives, so we didn’t stir when he yelled out he “had contact”.  Not until he pulled out his Quitter and made for the sniper’s perch on the trench wall.

“No!” a couple of us cried out, and, being near, I kicked out the Meat's legs from underneath him and snatched away his Quitter.  “Never,” I said, calmly stepping on the Meat’s chest, “EVER shoot this thing at an abom.”

“What do you mean?” the Meat wheezed.  “The Quantum Transmission Rifle is supposed to be our primary weapon!”  We all laughed, as Chipper and Bones popped off a couple of honest-to-god lead and powder shots.

“Abom is down.  Another wolfie.  Poor guy.”  Chipper called down from the perch.

“Listen, Meat.”

“My name is Gordon.”

“Your name is New Meat, Meat, until you stop doing stupid shit that will get the rest of us killed!” yelled Psycho.  Not the most original name we could give him, but it fit.

I let my foot off Gordon’s chest.  I’m a soft touch.  “What did they tell you about aboms at home?”

“Nothing,” grunted Gordon, as he got up and grabbed at his Quitter.  I held it out of reach.

“Thing is, Gordon, the Quitter changes reality, right?  Shoot someone with a Quitter, send them away from our timeline.  The multiverse is all of these weird timelines.  An atom decides to split, or not, a king’s messenger’s horse loses a shoe, or not, dinosaurs die out, or not.  And the thing is, the Quitter sends a guy to one of these, and the neat thing is, there are billions and billions and billions of them.  And they’re all not here.

“But,” I continued, ”the aboms are already not from here.  You shoot one of them with an Quitter, you swap strange for something else.  Something stranger.  We’ve all seen it.  Ask Psycho about tentacles sometime.  Or don’t, if you like sleep.”

Bones whistled out, two notes.  Leftenant coming down the trench.

I handed the Quitter back to Gordon, and patted him on the shoulder.  “Got a girl at home?  Maybe write her a letter.  Lay off the periscope.”

The leftenant walked up, discombobulated as usual.  College boy, never fully adapted to life in the trenches.  “We’re going over the top,” he said, without preamble.  Silence greeted his pronouncement, silence from all around, except, of course, for Gordon.

“What does that mean?” he asked.  We all glared at him.  Finally Psycho spoke up.

“Exactly what you think it does.”


The artillery rose to a fusillade, then stopped, the thunderous noise swallowed by the dust-choked air.  We crouched against the near wall of the trench, and then the leftenant chopped his sword down.  “Charge!” he yelled, and that was the last I heard from him.

I vaulted the trench wall, and rolled out into the first few feet of no-man’s-land.  Clutching my Quitter in two hands, I stumbled to my feet and began the rush to the enemy’s trenches.

The distance separating our trenches varied, but tended to a quarter mile, about the maximum operating distance of the Quitter.  A healthy man on even ground can run a quarter mile in just over a minute.

After five I was still in the middle of no-man’s-land.  There had been an incident with barbed wire, followed by a tumble into an arty shell crater, and after that, as I had lost my squad, my momentum and my lunch, I felt the best thing to do was to crawl back to my trench.  Claim I had got turned around in the dust, maybe escape the coward’s bullet.

Except I really had got turned around in the dust, and was now crawling in a direction that I was rapidly losing faith in.

Things were getting... strange.  The ground, inches from my nose, commanded my attention.  Sometimes the formerly red clay seemed blue.  Once I saw a hoofprint in it, bigger than my arm.  There was another patch that glowed in the dimness of the dust-shrouded world, a sickly green.

As I crawled further, I saw stranger things yet.  Mushrooms that crawled away from me.  A man, all dressed in furs, that yelled out “Foriru, estaĵo!”.  A place where the dust was thinner, and the light brighter - because there were two gibbous moons in the sky.

At last, crawling through a patch of ferns, ferns taller than trees, ferns in purple, green and gold, I stood up and howled.  And then I ran.  I ran toward where the dust seemed thinner, where the air shown with hazy light.

Out of the dust a trench materialized.  It was our trench, I was sure of it.  There was the flag, there was our regiment’s banner.  I yelled out a welcome, both arms skyward.

And that’s when I heard the “No!” from the trench, and saw a Quitter beam go just wide of me, yanked away at the last moment.  I heard my own voice from the trench, saying “Listen, Meat, that thing is an abom.  And this is what we do with aboms.”  And I looked over the barrel of the gun pointed at me, and into my own eyes, and he knew what was happening.  And then he pulled the trigger.

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