Schrödinger's Dog

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Rass Janney was watching the wall-to-wall TV coverage of the impending quantum teleportation when his holophone popped his wife’s face into the air two feet in front of his own. He was annoyed, but not at her.
You can bank on science reporters never getting it right. The lab had made sure to send out a meticulously correct press release in preparation for the unique event. Yet here they were, these talking heads, tossing sound bites to each other in their corporate news studios, or letting their token reporters “report live from the site”, the lab facilities klieg lighted up behind their shoulders. And they were all spouting not-quite-factual data (“... the heart of a comet, quantum connected with a specifically defined space/time in the lab...”), or utter nonsense (“... the serious possibility of the formation of a minute black hole ...”). Even on the few channels where tomorrow’s event was not headlining at the moment, the news tickers had it wrong, proclaiming that the government was massing forces around the lab and its neigbourhood, implying that there may be civil unrest sparked off by outraged leaders of faith who feel that Rass and his team were playing God.
He quickly composed his face into a smile. If Beth spotted his irritation, she would give him the third degree, relentlessly interrogating him about who upset him, why they upset him and how he could manage in future not to be upset again. He loved her and admired her fierce protectiveness of him, but having a sense of occasion had never been a strong suit for her.
He also switched off the sound of the various channels. Holophoning worked best with low ambient noise. The neat thing about it though? You could look right through your caller’s image at what was behind. He could pay attention to her, to the indicator lamps on the quantum oscillator and the entanglement augmentation tubes directly behind her, as well as to the array of TV stations on the wall, all at the same time.
She asked about the usual things.
Yes, the team all were very excited. No, everything was on track. He would probably be home late, as the last minute calibrations and checks had to be done at least six hours before the event. No, of course there was no chance of black holes or any other catastrophe. The math was solid and though not yet the Grand Unified, the theory of relationships as the smallest quantum scale object held up robustly ever since its development shortly before the Higgs boson finally was observed.
But then she dropped a bombshell.
“Did you get the surprise you promised for Summer’s birthday?”
The next few moments’ fight to maintain equanimous facial control was one of the hardest of Rass’s life. He had told his five-year-old daughter a surprise was coming. It was her birthday tomorrow. She was crazy about animals and he had hoped to swing by a pet store to get her a bunny. He had reassured Beth his work would not interfere with this mission. The pet stores were all closed and now there was no way he could get her anything, what with what lay ahead in the next day.
Desperately he cast his mind about for a way out, keeping his face calm and composed. On the wall, many TV channels showed the aerial view of the lab facilities, shot live by a local company’s news helicopter. CNN was breaking away from that story, showing the faces of wailing children, soldiers tearing their puppies out of their arms, and mongrels being rounded up in city streets. The news ticker declared: “Chinese government’s latest mass extermination of dogs”. BBC seemed to be having an interview with the Palestinian leader, most likely about the hostage crisis in Israel. The indicator lights on all the equipment flashed reassuringly green.
The brilliant idea birthed itself completely and instantaneously in his head.
“Yes, of course, dear”, he answered, excused himself as quickly as possible and popped the phone off with a flick of his finger. Then he set to work, first calling all of his team back to the lab.
For the sake of the media, Rass pushed a button. In reality, the moment of switch-around of entangled quantum relatedness between here and there, ramped up to this massive macroscale by the augmentation algorithms, had been powering up for several hours already.
The designated area shimmered in deep ultraviolets for a moment and then a mangy-looking dog, its left ear tattered, sprang into existence.  It shivered and then whined softly. Rass sighed in silent relief. Whether this dog, transported from a holding facility in China awaiting euthanasia, would arrive alive was the one thing he could not be sure about.
The world erupted in rapture. The rest of that day’s events became quite blurry in Rass’s mind. The President spoke to him on the holophone. A reporter asked him an irrelevant question about rabies; he laughed, waved at the camera and moved on. Somewhere in all of this Rass’s boss pumped his arm talking about the genius of combining animal rights with their cutting edge world-changing technology. Rass was on top of the world – immortal fame and being the best dad in the world vied for top spot. Being his happy daughter’s father won out.
Rass and Beth switched off the light in their daughter’s bedroom. It was half an hour before Summer’s usual bedtime, but she was so exhausted with happiness she could not keep open her eyes a moment longer.  Tatters -- her new best friend -- was curled up nose to tail on his basket in the corner.
In that first moment of darkness, before they turned away, they did not see the dog raise its head and point its dry nose at Summer in her bed, a growl starting in its throat and the first dangly thread of slobber erupting from its jaws.

About the Author: 
Dr Strauss is a psychiatrist in general practice in Abbotsford, BC, Canada. He has always loved science fiction and Stephen King; and is fascinated by quantum field theory.

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