Thinking Out Of The Box

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I thought they’d kill me right away. I mean, a woman materialises out of thin air in the same room as the President, holding a firearm no less, what else would they do?
 I don’t have much time, they’ll be here soon. I’m sending this message out into the ether just in case anyone picks it up. I’m warning you, if they can lie on this scale you can’t believe anything anymore. Nothing is what it seems.
It was relatively easy. When we heard about the President coming to NASA and Peter and Paul wanted to go public to coincide with his visit, I knew I couldn’t let them. The lab was buzzing with the idea that we’d be the first, the harnessers of the most important scientific development since they split the atom. It was game changer, a Nobel Prize winner, the first day of the future. Only, it wasn’t. It would have been a lie, a misrepresentation of the facts on a massive scale. I didn’t want to be remembered for my part in some elaborate magic trick. I was too close to the real deal. But they wouldn’t have it and, as it has pretty much always been since Herschel, the men got their way. 
They have no imagination these quantum boys, they literally can’t think out of the box. The cat’s in two states at once but only when it’s hidden in the box. Okay so that’s a bit basic, but my theories are so much more elegant, so much more organic. Peter and Paul couldn’t even guess at their complexity. They wouldn’t even look at my work on superluminal compression. Use nature, that’s what my first professor told me and I’ve never forgotten it, it’s what brought me so close.
Luckily, I started frittering away my files before they locked me out altogether. I used a thermos flask to transport the crystals and the odd bit of hardware and started building it at home. The advantage of everything being so tiny is that it’s easier to steal. Once I realised they were planning to freeze me out completely it was no surprise to me that one day security refused me entry and took my pass. From the car park I could see Pete looking down at me from his office, he just stood there with his arms folded and then he closed the blinds.
They haven’t invented a teleportation device. That’s what they were going to say it was but it isn’t; it’s a glorified Xerox machine.  Not much better than a 3-D printer. They thought we should use a cat (see, no imagination) and after a few ‘dicey’ results we got it right. The cat was in two places at once! But then it was also two cats; identical in every way except one, the look in its eye, like it had no memory of being alive before. It just sat there mewling pathetically. It behaved instinctually of course, it ate and drank and peed and slept.  It appeared to be normal but we all knew it wasn’t. It was as if it didn’t have a past, which of course it didn’t. We kept trying over and over but it was always the same. A lot of cats ended up in a sack at the bottom of the ocean believe me, no-one on the staff wanted to take them home, there was something weird about them. That’s where they were when they got rid of me but I bet the outcome is no different now. It’ll just be a 3-D copy like all the rest.
So I thought if a copy of me appeared waving a gun at the President, they’d shoot me and then, when it was all over the media, I could come back from the dead and stage my only little press conference. I would expose them and their ‘teleporter’ for the sham that it is, discredit Peter and Paul and nab the funding for my Luminal Acceleration Compression Expansion Device (LACED – neat huh? Peter and Paul couldn’t come up with anything as cool as that for a name; their thing is just the ‘teleporter’). It didn’t quite pan out that way.
The cat was scheduled to be transferred at 11.59 so I figured I should go at 12.01 just as everyone was fussing over the inadequate puss. I made the call – it really is as easy as using a cell – and I felt nothing. It was like nothing had happened.  I was standing in my basement at the time of my death feeling no ill-effects.
I’ve watched the NASA footage over and over. At 12.00 when he picks up the cat and everyone is applauding Peter makes a theatrical gesture with his arm towards the ‘teleporter’ and I appear. It’s as if he knew I was coming but that’s impossible, he couldn’t have, no-one knew except me. I wave the gun, which of course I don’t know how to use, and everybody laughs.
Now I’m watching myself on Fox News. I’m all done up, designer clothes, shiny hair, red lipstick! I’m telling everybody how we’ve invented a teleportation device and changed the course of history. Peter and Paul sit on either side of me like the cats that got the cream.
They’re coming. I can hear footsteps on the drive and I can’t help wondering what is going to happen to all the originals.
***FILE CORRUPTED***……………………………….

About the Author: 
I am a short story writer and novelist and have no scientific experience. I am a co-founder of Rattle Tales short story co-operative

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