Mr.Brown is asked a question.

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            Mr.Brown turned one hundred sixty-five thousand two on a Monday. He didn’t celebrate his birthday. Instead, he went to Beddington Park and assembled his machine. Numbers meant little to Mr.Brown. They were predictable.
            Calculations, figures and estimations shot across the machine’s glowing screen. The contraption looked like the illegitimate child of an octopus and the Starship Enterprise. Mr.Brown pushed its prodding tentacles away and recorded the readouts in his tome of a notebook.
            At this exact moment, he was recording the angle of a sunbeam as it hit the lake in front of him. It looked like it was sprinkled with gold dust. He didn’t write that down.
            The faint scent of a flower caressed his senses. He turned and saw a torn crinkly leaf dancing in the wind. It landed in the rippling lake and drifted away.
            Something tickled the back of Mr.Brown’s skull. These sights and smells were definitely in his notebook. He took a moment to delve into the chambers of his mind.
            Mr.Brown was immortal. He had survived the Ice Age, Ancient Egypt, the French Revolution and his recent exile to the Andes Mountains, where he lived with a rather tempestuous Spectacled Bear. Fading memories of these days hovered behind his eyelids during sleepless nights.
            Mr.Brown gazed upon his wiry fingers. He didn’t look that old. He had stooping shoulders, a bad knee and bristly hair flecked with grey. If he had known the truth earlier, he would have predicted it.
            Many centuries ago, it dawned on Mr.Brown that his decisions didn’t matter. He would outlive everything. He searched far and wide for a solution. He met famed alchemists, physicists, scientists and engineers from across the ages. They all died without giving him an answer. Or even a (obligatory) footnote in their books.
            Knowing that he could live forever, he decided, one ordinary day, to not decide anymore. For when you always have another day, today isn’t so important.
            Mr.Brown opened a new page in his notebook. Headers were included for eclipses, earthquakes, asteroid probabilities and every world event imaginable. His predictions were always correct. If he could not change a thing, he would foresee everything and tell no one. It was his revenge on the world.
            “Hi,” a voice said.
            Mr.Brown looked up and saw a young boy dressed in a crinkled white shirt and a blazer. Folds of skin jutted out of his tight collar.  “I’m doing a school project and I was wondering if I could ask you a question?”
            “I’m not interested.”
            “I need to ask some random people what their favourite memory is.” The boy had a clipboard and two sheets of paper. It had many blue-inked memories on it.
            “Go away.”
             “Oh. Can’t you remember?”
            “Of course I can---twelve degrees. Interesting.” Mr.Brown tapped his machine. One of its whizzing feelers pointed at a ticking glass dial.
            “Great! So which is your best one? Is it...this thing?”
             “This machine has nothing to do with my memories. You’re distracting me.”
            “Right. What about this lake?” the boy said. “I saw you watching the water. Remind you of anything?”
            “Leave me alone boy.”
            “What if I told you my favourite memory?” The boy took a deep breath and looked up into the mid-autumn sky. “It’s when it rains in summer. You know that feeling just after it rains? When the sun comes out everything seems to float away into the sky. The grass is greener. The clouds look like streaks of wet paint. Everything smells of” The boy looked down and grinned. “My dad helped me to put that into words.”
            Mr.Brown shot around, eyes pulsing with rage.
            “All of it is exactly the same!” he roared. Silence. A dog barked across the green.
            “What do you mea--”
            “It is not unique. It is not special. Everything you just said is in my notebook. I’ve recorded it before,” Mr.Brown snarled. “Everything’s a DVD on repeat.”
            Mr.Brown leaned in closer to his mollusc-like machine. It chirped and hummed, its tentacles tracing equations in the air.
            Mr.Brown listened. After many minutes, he heard fallen autumn leaves crunching beneath shoes. This sound was very familiar. This was the moment. He breathed a sigh of relief. A (exhilarated) voice broke the silence.
            “That’s a good memory! A DVD on repeat! Cool.”
            Mr.Brown turned around. The boy was writing. He expected to feel a warm glow in the corner of brain, a rekindled memory rapping the doors of his mind. Anything. There was nothing.
            This was new.  
            A chill wormed its way into Mr.Brown’s stomach. He had lived many years. He remembered countless moments like these. And in all of them, people always left him. It was his eternal constant.
            “Why didn’t you leave?” Mr Brown murmured. The jagged end of his last word seemed to float in the air where it had been torn off. The boy smiled.
            “I really wanted to hear your memory.”
            “I want it back,” Mr.Brown said hurriedly.
            “Because you weren’t supposed to stay.” The chilling sharpness that could be glimpsed in the shadows of his face was gone.
            “Well I guess some people go,” the boy said, “...and some stay.”
            Mr.Brown took a deep breath. He hadn’t predicted this.
            Hobbling over to the boy, he ushered him to sit at a bench. “I don’t want to be recorded saying that nonsense.”
            “So you’ll answer my question?” the boy asked, pen wavering between his fingertips.
            “Yes. But you’re going to need more paper.”
            The autumn air passed over them, and in that moment, Mr.Brown closed his eyes. It’s the smell of cherry blossoms, Mr.Brown thought.

About the Author: 
Kane Wheatley-Holder is a scriptwriter, producer. He currently works as a scriptwriter for a children's television channel in Singapore, as well as working on his first children's adventure novel.

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