Rated "E" for Everything

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The audience—press, academics, assorted dignitaries—hushed as Professor Icarus Waxman took the dais. He was brief. "For decades we’ve sought a so-called Theory of Everything to explain, well, everything— from the infinitesimal to the colossal. Many candidates have been offered." He paused.  Inhaled, exhaled. "At last, we know the answer.  Our universe is, in reality, a magnificently complex computer simulation, not unlike games some of us enjoy, but enormously more sophisticated."
The world had known of this theory, known of such research, but from the audience’s gasp, it was plain few had seriously contemplated the notion. Waxman imagined the collective astonishment of the millions watching on television. He went on: "The simulation we’re part of is doubtless a splendid experiment, conceived by vastly superior beings, to discover the nature of some real universe." The crowd nodded and murmured, perhaps comforted by the thought that its virtual existence served a noble purpose. And if the next part bore Waxman out, the Nobel was as good as his. "Now," he intoned, "we shall witness the most staggering revelation of this or any other age, as we pierce the simulation and unveil the face of our creator."
With a flourish Waxman whipped the scarf off the computer monitor, and glanced at his post-doc, who gave the thumbs-up.  "Hello?" Waxman enunciated, fancying himself a loftier Bell speaking into the first telephone.
After a short lag, during which Waxman began to perspire, everyone heard, "Hello, Professor." Oddly, the sound came not from the computer, but seemed to emanate from inside the listeners’ own skulls. The voice lacked the sonorous confidence Waxman had expected. Instead it was . . . reedy? Shy? Waxman involuntarily recalled himself at 13, stammering through his offer to help Tammy Knowlton with trig.
"Hello, sir," said Waxman. "May we see you?"
Another moment later there appeared a face, surprisingly human— though more complicated, less beautiful, and undeniably immature. The carbuncular skin had a slight down of peach fuzz across the upper lip and cheeks. Panic sunk through Waxman as the onlookers gasped again. This wasn’t shaping up at all to be the summit meeting between colleagues he’d anticipated. He soldiered on. "Uh, sir," he said, "Tell us, if you would, what is this experiment that we’re part of?"
"Experiment?" said the boy.
"Or whatever it may be. . . ." said Waxman.
"Oh. . . . OK," said the boy. "Um, I’m Meko. And um, you’re in my game. . . . It’s called U-Eleven."
Good God, thought Waxman. A game?
"My dad got it for Rendi, that’s my older sister. She gave it to me." Meko’s voice wobbled, and he could be seen to blush. "Me and my friend Seimon, we set up your universe, he’s my best friend, we’re in middle school. . . . Um. What else do you want to know?"
Middle-school boys, thought Waxman. Oh lord. "Anything," he said.
"That’s probably about it. Oh, yeah. There’s a new version out now, U-Twelve, it goes to 12 dimensions. Yours only goes to 11. Um . . . ." And Meko, now very red, trailed off and dissolved.
Over the millenia humankind had been taken down several pegs. The sun did not orbit the Earth. Divine creation was a myth. The Earth itself was nothing special, astronomically speaking. But this humiliation—this insult—was too much. Being part of a grand experiment was one thing. But merely a toy come to life? No. It was a knowledge to be repulsed with tremendous vigor.
*          *         *
As the bringer of unwelcome tidings, Waxman bore the world’s wrath. Believer and atheist, sophisticate and naif, sage and fool— all vilified him. Meko’s appearance became a taboo subject as people tried to forget what they had seen and heard, what they knew and could not wholly unlearn. In the way humans do, they found detours around the truth, blamed their scapegoat, and waited for the quotidiana of life to close around the wound. And once the world had vented its collective spleen, Waxman found himself elbowed off the precipice of obscurity. There was no Nobel Prize. No one thanked him for baring the truth.
One day a voice spoke to him. It had deepened, but he knew it instantly. "Hello, Professor," it said. "It’s me. Meko."
"What do you want?" said Waxman. "Can’t you see you’ve ruined me?"
Meko said, "But you’re the only world ever to contact me."
"Fat lot of good it did," said Waxman. "Why don’t you just turn the damn thing off?"
"You don’t really want that."
"Why not?" protested Waxman. "Nothing’s real."
"That doesn’t seem to bother anyone else in your world," said Meko, then added, "Besides, unreality’s not so bad. I could make someplace new for you."
Waxman, momentarily tempted, visualized a lush garden of contemplation and solitude, with no age and no nostalgia for the old world. "Hmm," he said.
*          *          *
Meko returned to Waxman often. Despite himself, Waxman came to like him, and, eventually, made his peace with the nature of things. "So it goes," he told himself.
One day Meko was distraught. Fumbling for words, he finally said, "We have something in common, you and I— an announcement. You know. . . ." Meko’s eyes reddened, and Waxman understood. Nothing was real in Meko’s world either. It was all just another simulation.
"For what it’s worth," Waxman said, "I’ve learned it doesn’t have to mean anything."
"What doesn’t?"
"Nothing. Nothing has to mean anything. Anything. Anything has to mean nothing."
"But who's in charge?" demanded Meko, his voice breaking. "Where’s the beginning?"
No answer was expected, but Waxman tried.  "That’s unknowable, unless whoever it is shows us. But one thing I think fairly certain: it’s not another middle-school kid playing a hand-me-down game."
They looked at each other, knowing Waxman’s speculation had no particular probability of being true.
And then, they smiled. "I sort of hope it is," said Meko.

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D is for ... Dice

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R is for ... Randomness

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