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Pluperfect Hi, my name is Legerdemain. Leger for short. and I’ll be your narrator for this silly exercise. I’m a worm borne from genetic experiments conducted by people with serious self esteem issues, this explains my ability to converse and appreciate irony. Not only was I endowed with the ability to observe and report, but i was created to be able move about quantum fields. what does that mean? Well for one, if one were to try to observe me I would no longer exist. This makes holding a conversation, well, difficult. The next logical question is; if that were the case how would you be aware of what I was telling you? Ha, to understand that we have to start at the beginning. Just remember, however this story unfolds, folds-up, stays the same, or does all three, it happened. Let’s see how far down the rabbit hole we can go. The shaman wandered out of the desert. He was only clad with a Hopi indian blanket, his salt and pepper colored hair seemed to float on the waves of dusty wind.The shimmering from the Heat radiating from the sand gave the mirage like image a surreal tension. The authorities found him and took him to the hospital. There they found his only possession besides his blanket was a simple key. After a DNA background check it was determined that he was in fact, one of the world’s most prominent physicists. Most thought he had abandoned physics to pursue spirituality. They were wrong. The hospital determined that Kevin’s “vision quest”, had taken it’s toll; His organs were in the process of failing. And with that sent him home, there was nothing more they could do for him. Once he got home his attendants whose only concern was comfort and care, and almost did’nt grant one last interview. But it was his idea, and he knew he still had some unfinished business to attend to. The physicist, Oli, walked into kevin’s room. He was shocked at how emaciated he looked. The number of tubes and machines was disquieting. “I have’nt seen you in a while. You’ve looked better.” said Oli. “Oh yes, now I remember why I disowned you. I’m guessing you’ve come to ask about my work, and not wish me a fond farewell."replied Kevin. “Let’s not degenerate into something ugly, I would like to ask some questions and be on my way.” Oli offered. “I as well.” sighed Kevin. “I’ve picked up all the bits and pieces you’ve worked on the last few years, and drawn each of them to there logical conclusions. I finally figured the metapattern that they fit into. The one thing don’t understand is how you came to the conclusion for each point?"Oli asked. Kevin thought about it for a minute,"Simple, spirituality has to be factored into any equation. They won’t work unless you have “the other half of the sky.”“ Analogies and thought experiments are great,...” Kevin cut off Oli,"They are not analogies, but simple truths. The other factor is realizing that time can run backward through the problem.” “Are you still on that kick about future events effecting the past?” said Oli. “Ha, I’ve proven it. Or will prove it. It’s the same."Lamented Kevin. “That segues nicely into my question. You said you “put it all Together,”, what does that mean."asked Kevin. “If you take all the pieces of your work and assemble them in the right order, you can make a time machine. Among other things."Oli replied. “I was afraid of that. I implore you to stop your work. destroy it, maybe in a hundred years when the math is reinvented people will have become smart enough to use it. Once Pandora’s box is open, not only will we not know what will flow out, we won’t have a clue how to handle it or everything else that follows."pleaded Kevin. “I’ve already built it. “ Oli said. “You do realize to do that you have manipulate those forces that govern physics. I’m not talking about playing with gravity, for example. I’m talking about that which allows gravity to manifest itself in the first place. That’s flying in the face of a higher power, and that’s what I mean about incorporating spirituality into the equation."said Kevin. “I guess no matter what I say, you’re going to follow through with your plans."said Kevin. “Of course, I know what I built works."said Oli. “I do too. All I ask is you take this key with you."Kevin said sadly. Oli looked at the key strangely and put it in his pocket. Without a word he walked out the door. “Do you think that thing will work?” asked one of the attendants. “Oh yes, it’s a shame fools are so ingenious.” It’s me, Leger again. I bet you were wondering why I introduced myself in the begining. Because I can waft between different planes of existence I’m the only one who can tell the rest of the story. Oli climbed into his time machine and started the process of firing it up. At first it started collecting and consuming energy nearby, and then gradually drew from sources further out and more powerful, from latent energy in the planet to stars nearby. As it pulled in more energy it needed more to bend time, energy, space. A washing away of paint of a picture to get at the canvass. His father didn’t feel anything but slight shudder; As time slowed down a second could last a million years, but his father wouldn’t know because from his perspective time would remain constant. All matter/energy time on Oli’s end was condensed into a single point. Boom. I think you know the rest. Oh, and as for me. Only recently will I find out that there are two quantum worms in existence. But that’s another story. Ta.

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Quantum Theories

B is for ... Bose-Einstein Condensate (BEC)

At extremely low temperatures, quantum rules mean that atoms can come together and behave as if they are one giant super-atom.

A is for ... Alice and Bob

In quantum experiments, these are the names traditionally given to the people transmitting and receiving information. In quantum cryptography, an eavesdropper called Eve tries to intercept the information.

D is for ... Decoherence

Unless it is carefully isolated, a quantum system will “leak” information into its surroundings. This can destroy delicate states such as superposition and entanglement.

L is for ... Light

We used to believe light was a wave, then we discovered it had the properties of a particle that we call a photon. Now we know it, like all elementary quantum objects, is both a wave and a particle!

E is for ... Entanglement

When two quantum objects interact, the information they contain becomes shared. This can result in a kind of link between them, where an action performed on one will affect the outcome of an action performed on the other. This “entanglement” applies even if the two particles are half a universe apart.

W is for ... Wavefunction

The mathematics of quantum theory associates each quantum object with a wavefunction that appears in the Schrödinger equation and gives the probability of finding it in any given state.

A is for ... Act of observation

Some people believe this changes everything in the quantum world, even bringing things into existence.

O is for ... Objective reality

Niels Bohr, one of the founding fathers of quantum physics, said there is no such thing as objective reality. All we can talk about, he said, is the results of measurements we make.

B is for ... Bell's Theorem

In 1964, John Bell came up with a way of testing whether quantum theory was a true reflection of reality. In 1982, the results came in – and the world has never been the same since!

S is for ... Superposition

Quantum objects can exist in two or more states at once: an electron in superposition, for example, can simultaneously move clockwise and anticlockwise around a ring-shaped conductor.

I is for ... Information

Many researchers working in quantum theory believe that information is the most fundamental building block of reality.

T is for ... Teleportation

Quantum tricks allow a particle to be transported from one location to another without passing through the intervening space – or that’s how it appears. The reality is that the process is more like faxing, where the information held by one particle is written onto a distant particle.

L is for ... Large Hadron Collider (LHC)

At CERN in Geneva, Switzerland, this machine is smashing apart particles in order to discover their constituent parts and the quantum laws that govern their behaviour.

D is for ... Dice

Albert Einstein decided quantum theory couldn’t be right because its reliance on probability means everything is a result of chance. “God doesn’t play dice with the world,” he said.

R is for ... Randomness

Unpredictability lies at the heart of quantum mechanics. It bothered Einstein, but it also bothers the Dalai Lama.

R is for ... Radioactivity

The atoms of a radioactive substance break apart, emitting particles. It is impossible to predict when the next particle will be emitted as it happens at random. All we can do is give the probability that any particular atom will have decayed by a given time.

P is for ... Planck's Constant

This is one of the universal constants of nature, and relates the energy of a single quantum of radiation to its frequency. It is central to quantum theory and appears in many important formulae, including the Schrödinger Equation.

U is for ... Uncertainty Principle

One of the most famous ideas in science, this declares that it is impossible to know all the physical attributes of a quantum particle or system simultaneously.

G is for ... Gluon

These elementary particles hold together the quarks that lie at the heart of matter.

K is for ... Kaon

These are particles that carry a quantum property called strangeness. Some fundamental particles have the property known as charm!

N is for ... Nonlocality

When two quantum particles are entangled, it can also be said they are “nonlocal”: their physical proximity does not affect the way their quantum states are linked.

T is for ... Tunnelling

This happens when quantum objects “borrow” energy in order to bypass an obstacle such as a gap in an electrical circuit. It is possible thanks to the uncertainty principle, and enables quantum particles to do things other particles can’t.

U is for ... Universe

To many researchers, the universe behaves like a gigantic quantum computer that is busy processing all the information it contains.

Q is for ... Qubit

One quantum bit of information is known as a qubit (pronounced Q-bit). The ability of quantum particles to exist in many different states at once means a single quantum object can represent multiple qubits at once, opening up the possibility of extremely fast information processing.

G is for ... Gravity

Our best theory of gravity no longer belongs to Isaac Newton. It’s Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity. There’s just one problem: it is incompatible with quantum theory. The effort to tie the two together provides the greatest challenge to physics in the 21st century.

Y is for ... Young's Double Slit Experiment

In 1801, Thomas Young proved light was a wave, and overthrew Newton’s idea that light was a “corpuscle”.

J is for ... Josephson Junction

This is a narrow constriction in a ring of superconductor. Current can only move around the ring because of quantum laws; the apparatus provides a neat way to investigate the properties of quantum mechanics.

M is for ... Multiverse

Our most successful theories of cosmology suggest that our universe is one of many universes that bubble off from one another. It’s not clear whether it will ever be possible to detect these other universes.

P is for ... Probability

Quantum mechanics is a probabilistic theory: it does not give definite answers, but only the probability that an experiment will come up with a particular answer. This was the source of Einstein’s objection that God “does not play dice” with the universe.

S is for ... Schrödinger Equation

This is the central equation of quantum theory, and describes how any quantum system will behave, and how its observable qualities are likely to manifest in an experiment.

R is for ... Reality

Since the predictions of quantum theory have been right in every experiment ever done, many researchers think it is the best guide we have to the nature of reality. Unfortunately, that still leaves room for plenty of ideas about what reality really is!

W is for ... Wave-particle duality

It is possible to describe an atom, an electron, or a photon as either a wave or a particle. In reality, they are both: a wave and a particle.

H is for ... Hidden Variables

One school of thought says that the strangeness of quantum theory can be put down to a lack of information; if we could find the “hidden variables” the mysteries would all go away.

C is for ... Cryptography

People have been hiding information in messages for millennia, but the quantum world provides a whole new way to do it.

F is for ... Free Will

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C is for ... Computing

The rules of the quantum world mean that we can process information much faster than is possible using the computers we use now.

X is for ... X-ray

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M is for ... Many Worlds Theory

Some researchers think the best way to explain the strange characteristics of the quantum world is to allow that each quantum event creates a new universe.

S is for ... Schrödinger’s Cat

A hypothetical experiment in which a cat kept in a closed box can be alive and dead at the same time – as long as nobody lifts the lid to take a look.

A is for ... Atom

This is the basic building block of matter that creates the world of chemical elements – although it is made up of more fundamental particles.

Q is for ... Quantum biology

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Z is for ... Zero-point energy

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V is for ... Virtual particles

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H is for ... Hawking Radiation

In 1975, Stephen Hawking showed that the principles of quantum mechanics would mean that a black hole emits a slow stream of particles and would eventually evaporate.

I is for ... Interferometer

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