Paradox Lost

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"Holy s**t, it works!" But I probably shouldn't have shouted that so loudly after my big win at the casino. Besides, I really don't know if it works, or if I'm just lucky. I guess it must be some of both, because if I learned one thing from Dad--and actually, I learned it all from Dad--there's no such thing as "or." Here's what Dad says about "and/or":
I have this love/hate relationship with paradoxes. It's my delight to seek them out, my passion to destroy them. And when I first met Schrödinger's Cat I knew I was confronting a truly worthy opponent. He was never real, of course, and if anyone were ever so clueless as to try it out, I hope the cat would show him who's boss, in the inimitable way cats have. He was a reductio ad absurdum of what quantum physicists, albeit reluctantly, already had to admit about subatomic particles: until an observer picks one, all possibilities are real; Schrödinger's Cat is both alive and dead.
I can't be sure, because it doesn't always work. But I think I'm getting the hang of it. The trick is to be ready to believe with all your might, and to do it quickly, when you see an opportunity. I call it "whacking" because it's kind of like a mental game of Whac-A-Mole. To some, I guess, it's "faith."
So the paradox is simple: Schrödinger’s Cat is no more plausible than Lewis Carroll’s Cheshire Cat. Even if cats do have nine lives, they’re always either in or between them, one at a time. And when the quantum physicists try to explain it, they trip over the “measurement problem”--that measurements, or observations, trigger miracles like altering physical reality. The Many Worlds Theory does an end run; the cat really is both alive and dead, but in parallel universes. But isn’t the notion that whole universes are spawned by every quantum event just as hard to swallow?
Well, let’s ask Einstein for a hint. In a way, he started it all by co-authoring the paper that inspired Schrödinger. Einstein also suggested that time is just another dimension, like our familiar three. So let’s take a look at this multiverse through his omniscient eyes. Universes aren’t created, they just are, to an observer from outside of time. And why stop with just three or four dimensions, anyway?
What you want to do is to transport your consciousness to the “clone” of yourself that’s living in the parallel world of your choice. For every possible outcome of every quantum event, there’s a parallel universe, and you have clones, of course, in many of them. But each has his own unique continuum of consciousness, so you have to strike while the iron’s hot. To do that, it helps to understand what consciousness is. Dad has a practical, working definition of consciousness far simpler than any other that I’ve read. He says “reality” is the Many Worlds metaverse of all that may have been, is or might be, or may yet, in time, become. And consciousness is just “the exploration of reality.” But once, he waxed poetic and wrote this:
I am as a single cell,                                                                                                                              adrift in the River of Reality.
powerless against the                                                                                                                       currents of time and clockwork determinism,
buffeted by the Brownian motion                                                                                                              of the atoms all around,
oblivious to the higher dimensions                                                                                                          of earth and air.
Yet with every whip                                                                                                                                       of my flagellum of free will
I explore,                                                                                                                                                     and am satisfied.
So in a sense, there are just three “dimensions”--or engines of consciousness--that drive us in our travels: clockwork determinism, free will, and quantum randomness. Dad likes to call them, respectively (and respectfully), serenity, courage, and wisdom.
Didn’t we all ask, growing up, “How many numbers are there?”  I got the usual infinity lesson; I should’ve asked my mom, the poet (in whose faint footsteps I belatedly try to follow). She’d have told me “just as many as you need.” The same is true of dimensions. They’re not creations of the Creator, but of the mind. We use them to make sense of what our senses tell us. Four dimensions of spacetime are what our sensory hardware is empowered to observe, and our brains to process, so that’s how we construct a model of reality within our minds. But we’ve no more justification for confusing that subjective model with objective reality, than a denizen of Edwin Abbott’s Flatland has in “knowing” that reality has just two dimensions plus time.
Bottom line: we can eliminate all paradox, all miracles, if we’re willing, as I am, to trade them in for mind-numbing vastness and for a reach eternally exceding our grasp. All the parallel universes of quantum possibility can fit easily into a metaverse that has exactly as many dimensions as it needs, because it has no dimensions at all. But we can no more map it than can A Square, living within one page of Flatland, ever hope to read the other pages.
Well, the casino had to let me keep my winnings because they had no clue what “it” was and I wasn’t about to tell them about whacking. 
But if I just iron out a few more wrinkles, I think I can revolutionize the travel industry. And now I’m off to find a world where cats get more respect.

About the Author: 
David Bortin (Mr. Italics, a.k.a. “Dad”) is a semi-retired scientist who’s subscribed to Scientific American for over fifty years. Although he’s never worked in quantum physics, its philosophical implications are a major avocation. Another is writing, but except for technical articles, his only published works so far have been poetry.

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